The Februarists

  The Decembrists are passé
You didn't know?
It was a day to remember:
  The 29th of the month. Only ONCE every four years.
Yup. that's today! Your Lucky number? Well, we just don't know, do we, Dude...?

Don Cherry fans everywhere are ecstatic. 
For, HE had come! In his radiant raiments for all to see.
Soon, all would be traveling to the wondrous
website Men Who Look Like Don Cherry and marveling at its splendor.

Meanwhile other disturbing foreign news was making its presence known, and interrupting the  normal flow of information through the placid aether.